"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
Enter Shikari / Warped UK
The last two days spent shooting at Alexandra Palace have been absolutely incredible. The whole event ran very smoothly (aside from a certain individual thinking it would be a good idea to jump off a lighting rig) and there was a great atmosphere! I’m glad I finally got to shoot some bands which have been eluding me for a while, including the mighty A Day To Remember, who played a sneaky secret acoustic set. I’m fairly happy with my shots, but as always not completely satisfied. I took quite a few so I think I’m in for a few long editing sessions to get them all done…
I don’t think I’m over you,
And that hurts more than I could ever put into words.
You are fucking kidding me
aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP
if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years
The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare
Meetkats from the zoooooooooo ^_^
ohmygod yes yes
biggest turn on is when a guy takes control omg
Definitely a huge turn on
"Christmas cheer!" ‘Stop it. We’re British, sober and nobody’s going to prison.’
In other news, someone cuddle me.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
He’s pulled it before and to more than one person. It just sucks knowing that you aren’t your best friends first priority. thankyou babe, really x
Taco Bell reigns supreme.